Last night. Macbooks are rad. 

May 25. 4 Notes.
I am the most un-photogenic person, ever. At least I’ll always have my cigarettes and sparkling personality. 

I am the most un-photogenic person, ever. At least I’ll always have my cigarettes and sparkling personality. 

I went to Six Flags for my best friend’s nieces birthday. IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. I forgot how great six flags is. Every ride’s line was only 15 minutes or less. I want to go back. 

I went to Six Flags for my best friend’s nieces birthday. IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. I forgot how great six flags is. Every ride’s line was only 15 minutes or less. I want to go back. 

I was supposed to go to a wedding after work, so I did my hair all fancy. :3 Easiest thing ever.  instagram: bluehairsam

I was supposed to go to a wedding after work, so I did my hair all fancy. :3 Easiest thing ever. 

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I’m bored and taking pictures of myself, and I want a large cheese pizza with a slice of chocolate cake, and omg i hate being on my rag and fuck man.  quack.

I’m bored and taking pictures of myself, and I want a large cheese pizza with a slice of chocolate cake, and omg i hate being on my rag and fuck man. 

quack.

This weekend I went to indio for my friends birthday/cinco de mayo. We did not stop drinking, oh my. I was drunk for the duration of the 2 days. I also got to spend it with the hottest girls in southern california. I mean seriously. WHY ARE MY FRIENDS SO PRETTY. ~*killmenow*~

This weekend I went to indio for my friends birthday/cinco de mayo. We did not stop drinking, oh my. I was drunk for the duration of the 2 days. I also got to spend it with the hottest girls in southern california. I mean seriously. WHY ARE MY FRIENDS SO PRETTY. ~*killmenow*~

You can’t even tell that I haven’t taken a shower in five days. Rock on.  instagram: bluehairsam

You can’t even tell that I haven’t taken a shower in five days. Rock on. 

instagram: bluehairsam

My friends and I are beautiful. I have no idea why we’re all single. 

May 02. 5 Notes.
Here, take a picture of my face. I was so high when i took this. Last night after work I went over to my managers apartment and smoked. I took her to the clinic first and she got skywalker og, which i’ve wanted to try for the longest time. And she had a bong, and it was just really weird because she’s my manager hahah and we were really stoned. And it’s awkward because when i get high, I stutter, and my words come out all wrong, like mixed up. I don’t know man, it always happens. But yeah, derp face for days. 

Here, take a picture of my face. I was so high when i took this. Last night after work I went over to my managers apartment and smoked. I took her to the clinic first and she got skywalker og, which i’ve wanted to try for the longest time. And she had a bong, and it was just really weird because she’s my manager hahah and we were really stoned. And it’s awkward because when i get high, I stutter, and my words come out all wrong, like mixed up. I don’t know man, it always happens. But yeah, derp face for days. 

So this is my face. And i’m tired because i’ve had morning shifts all weekend. But I can’t fall asleep. Which sucks. Where’s mary jane when you need her?

So this is my face. And i’m tired because i’ve had morning shifts all weekend. But I can’t fall asleep. Which sucks. Where’s mary jane when you need her?

This is from new years. Good times, man. 

This is from new years. Good times, man. 

I was looking through my mom’s old clothes, and found her jean jacket, and it fits perfectly :3 I love that my mom didn’t throw away anything, because damn, she had some fucking cute clothes when she was younger. 

I was looking through my mom’s old clothes, and found her jean jacket, and it fits perfectly :3 I love that my mom didn’t throw away anything, because damn, she had some fucking cute clothes when she was younger. 

My hair is so blonde! 

Mar 28. 3 Notes.
Itsa me, marioooo!~*

Itsa me, marioooo!~*

Mar 18. 1 Notes.
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