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My lovely father got me a $200 giftcard to urban outfitters. I went a little crazy online shopping today. BUT, I finally bought cheetah print pants, most expensive thing i’ve ever bought myself. I really hope everything fits :/ fatwhitegirlproblems. Sparkle & Fade knit short Pointelle Sweater Tight in white Silence & Noise Skinny High-Rise Sateen Pant in gold Staring at Stars...

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Anonymous asked: You need to calm yo tits, gurl

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this girl I work with kept saying merry christmas to all the customers leaving our store. I was like, dude, not everyone celebrates christmas, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS BITCH SAYS? She says, “Most people celebrate christmas, i mean what are the odds that a jewish person is going to walk in.” And I just stared at her. I was like dude, you know Hanukkah was this week. She’s so stupid,...

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poplockgrimlock: LETS GET DOWN TO BUISNESS TO DEFEAT THE HUUUUUNS. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? YOU’RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE’RE THROUGH. MISTER I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU. TRANQUIL AS A FOREST BUT ON FIRE WITHIN. ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER YOU ARE SURE TO WIN. YOU’RE A SPINELESS PALE PATHETIC LOT AND YOU HAVENT GOT A CLUE. SOMEHOW I’LL MAKE...

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Anonymous asked: It's not your fault.

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My mom is so weird.

So I text her asking if she’ll buy me alcohol because I’m going to a party tonight. Me: Hey mom I know this is a lot to ask but i’m going to my friend’s birthday party tonight and I wanted to know if you could pick up a 40 oz of Budweiser for me? I’ll pay you for it, I have cash I just wanted to drink tonight cause tomorrow I have to work all night....

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